Friday, March 1, 2013

It's Time We Break Up...

Dear POTS,

It's time we break up.  It's not me, it's you!  One day of shopping on Wednesday, and you decide to get jealous and take over my life.  I realize you love me, but I'm really not having fun in our relationship anymore.  Yesterday, you made my arms so weak, I couldn't even wipe down the table.  I'm only 26 but my body operates like a person who is 86!  POTS, you really just need to go.  Our relationship is toxic.

You are making me choose between you and my kids.  I choose my kids.  This morning my toddler wanted an apple cut up.  It took me a half hour because my hands are so weak and achy!  That's not OK! 

I didn't even ask to be in a relationship with you!  You just wiggled your way into my life, a little at a time and now you've taken over!  Did I mention you're not that fun to be around?  Sure you make my heart race and I get butterflies in my stomach, but it's not in a good way!  You're kind of a jerk!

I think it would be best if we just cut all ties!  No need to stay friends.  I really don't think we're good for each other.  It would probably be best if you stayed single.  Don't bother anyone else.  You're a nuisance!

Signed with all the hate in the world,
Amy

"I can do all things through him who strengthens me."  Philippians 4:13

2 comments:

  1. Dear POTS,

    She's just not that into you... at all.

    Go away.

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