Dear POTS,
It's time we break up. It's not me, it's you! One day of shopping on Wednesday, and you decide to get jealous and take over my life. I realize you love me, but I'm really not having fun in our relationship anymore. Yesterday, you made my arms so weak, I couldn't even wipe down the table. I'm only 26 but my body operates like a person who is 86! POTS, you really just need to go. Our relationship is toxic.
You are making me choose between you and my kids. I choose my kids. This morning my toddler wanted an apple cut up. It took me a half hour because my hands are so weak and achy! That's not OK!
I didn't even ask to be in a relationship with you! You just wiggled your way into my life, a little at a time and now you've taken over! Did I mention you're not that fun to be around? Sure you make my heart race and I get butterflies in my stomach, but it's not in a good way! You're kind of a jerk!
I think it would be best if we just cut all ties! No need to stay friends. I really don't think we're good for each other. It would probably be best if you stayed single. Don't bother anyone else. You're a nuisance!
Signed with all the hate in the world,
Amy
"I can do all things through him who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13
Dear POTS,
ReplyDeleteShe's just not that into you... at all.
Go away.
I wish there was a like button! :-)
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